Top funny status for whatsapp
Top Funny Status Whatsapp
1 -) Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
2 -) When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
3 -) t’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper
4 -) People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
5 -) What I lack in height, I make up for in kitchen counter climbing ability.
6 -) Don’t play for safety. It’s the most dangerous thing in the world
7 -) I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
8 -) In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
9 -) I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.
10 -) This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
11 -) Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?
Short Funny Status Whatsapp
1 -) If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…
2 -) On the other hand…you have different fingers.
3 -) I’m sorry for the things I said when I was cold.
I liked this whatsapp status personally.
4 -) Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
5 -) WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
6 -) Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
7 -) I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
8 -) Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
9 -) I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
10 -) Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
Best Funny Whatsapp Status
1 *) Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
2 *) You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
3 *) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
4 *) Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
5 *) Better late than never, but never late is better.
6 *) Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
7 *) No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
8 *) If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
9 *) I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.