School Status Messages Updates For Students


Are You A Student? And want to put some status related with your school and educational life, It may be some sort of sarcasm or taunt on exams etc. But you gonna love the status collection for schools we are sharing today. School status are for those student who are teenage and school going and wanna put some creative sort of whatsapp status or facebook profile statuses. So check these out.

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1-)Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.
2-)C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
3-)There will be always that one teacher asking you a question and your friend next to you whispering the answer.
4-)I was good at math until the Alphabet came in.
5-)The difference between school and life? In school, you?re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you?re given a test that teaches you a lesson.
6-)someone stole my rough notes….
7-)Struggling to do your exercise? Do it early in the morning, before your brain figures out what the hell is going on!!
8-)My teacher always is talking to her imaginary friend named “Class”.
9-)When the whole class is laughing & you`re just sitting there like, “What`s so funny?!”
10-)Making up fake rules when there is a substitute teacher.
11-)“Oxford Dictionary“
12-)That proud moment when: You say something funny in class, and everyone laughs at it.
13-)I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to school.
15-)Sitting at home: Oh cool it`s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT`S RAINING!
16-)You know you`re not paying attention in class when you start to doodle on the paper.
17-)I was born intelligent education ruined my life.
18-)Teenagers need naps A LOT more than preschoolers do.
19-)Height of Geniousity….
20-)When i was at school,
21-)now they call it as…
22-)My graduation speech: “I`d like to thank Google, Google & uhh..Google.”
23-)Sometimes its better to bunk a class & do fun with friends because today when i look back… Marks never make me laugh but memories do
24-)Did anyone ever notice that ?STUDYING? is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
25-)The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
26-)I wish studying for an exam was as easy as remembering lyrics. I`d pass every exam.
27-)I Hate Awkwardly Walking Past Someone In An Empty Hall At School.
28-)That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic. “Good job mate.”
29-)I HATE when people volunteer to read in class… and can`t read.
30-)I don’t hate school. I just hate the teachers, homework, exams, and waking up in the morning.
31-)I don`t hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams, and waking up in the morning.
32-)Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.
33-)Sit down, class isn’t over yet! *bell rings* haha fuck you.
34-)start of school, amazing pens, pencils etc. end of school, i`m left with one pen.
35-)That LIKE A BOSS moment when you get the right answer and the smart kid doesnt…
36-)3 Ways to write in EXAM: Look up for INSPIRATION, Look down for CONCENTRATION and Look around for INFORMATION!

37-)The best 2 days of school are always the first and the last
38-)”What Did You Get On The Test?” “98, you?” “48” Awkward…
39-)That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer out in the class with confidence..
40-)I wish summer would get pregnant so we would have 9 months off.
41-)Coming late to a class and pushing your friend to go in first :P LIKE if you have done this.
42-)Friend: Hey can I copy your homework? Me: Wait… we had homework?!