91 Best Wedding Status For Marriages
Setting whatsapp status on your wedding is an amazing things that your friends get to know over the messenger that you are getting married and binding your self with someone’s life for ever. Whatsapp Hub Status always tries to celebrate every moment of happiness with you by providing you the best possible status for whatsapp for each and every occasions and feelings of your life. So now as you are getting married its our responsibility to provide you following amazing status for wedding to express your joy and love for your spouse.
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Following are some best ideas for wedding/marriage status for someone compiled in english/hindi/marathi languages to provide you the best of all.
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1. Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is Eternity.
2. A happy man marries the girl he loves. A happier man loves the girl he marries
3. Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
4. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
5. Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
6. True love is spending one day getting married.. and the rest of your life feeling glad you did.
7. Marriage is a rest period between romances.
8. Marriage is a short rest between romances.
9. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
10. Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning
11. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
12. Talk six times with the same single lady and you may get the wedding dress ready
13. People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
14. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
15. Congratulations! God bless you today and for the rest of your married lives
16. Watch your wedding video in reverse You’ll love the part where you walk back down the easilyout the door into the car and bugger off with your mates
17. We call marriage successful if wealthy man married a beautiful and rich girl.
18. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
19. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
20. My marriage is on the rocks again yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
21. Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.
22. I was incomplete without you. I thank God that we met and we are together now.
23. Marriage puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
24. The day we say I DO will be the greatest day of my life.
25. Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever! Happy wedding day!
26. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
27. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot
28. May there be a generation of children, on the children of your children.
29. A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!
30. Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.
31. Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is Eternity.
32. The best time to love with your whole heart is always now, in this moment, because no breath beyond the current is promised.
33. May you grow so rich your widow’s second husband never has to worry about a living.
34. Wishing you the joy and happiness that you both deserve, make sure you kiss everynight before going to bed.
35. May the love you express to each other today, always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future.
36. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
37. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
38. A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”
39. My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening
40. I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well
41. A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
42. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!
43. Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
44. Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!
45. I believe that marriage should not be public. It’s a about two persons, nobody else.
46. May the love you express to each other today, always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future.
47. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
48. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in!”
49. Those who choose marriage of convenience at least has reasonable excuse.
50. In a few years priests will say, You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.
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51. Marriage based on common sense and mutuality is one of the greatest things of life.
52. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”
53. Our delight knows no bounds on the day of your wedding. Wish that you carry this serene bond from strength to strength with each passing day.
54. In love you go to bed early. After marriage, you go to sleep early.
55. Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter.”
56. Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
57. Marriage is perfect for lovers and suitable for the saints.
58. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.
59. The difference between an ordinary marriage and an extraordinary marriage is in giving just a little ‘extra’ every day, as often as possible, for as long as we both shall live.
60. Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
61. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does’nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
62. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all !
63. Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever! Happy wedding day!
64. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
65. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
66. Marriage is a short break between novels.
67. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married they send over a lady in a housecoat and curlers to burn my toast for me.
68. Marriage is a means of survival for two people.
69. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
70. The day we say I DO will be the greatest day of my life.
71. I congratulate you on your wedding and wish you half of the most beautiful things in the world. The other half I’ll leave for me.
72. My marriage is on the rocks again yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
73. If You feel hollow, let Me be the one, who fills You up with Love. Let Me free the butterflies within. Just open Your heart, and let Me in.
74. I wish you to live in peace and in perfect union at least till your golden jubilee!
75. Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.
76. Marriage is useful for soothing sensuality. It’s useless for soothing love.
77. The fact that we see so few successful marriages shows the value and importance of marriage.
78. Marriage, truth to say is evil, but necessary evil.
79. The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
80. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
81. Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
82. Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
83. It’s not what I feel for you. It’s what I not feel for anyone.. but you!
84. Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
85. It’s easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you.
86. A wedding is a start of togetherness.. of walks in the rain, basking in the sunshine, shared meals, caring for one another and sensing the love that a marriage carries.
87. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
88. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
89. TV has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control.
90. Wishing you the joy and happiness that you both deserve, make sure you kiss everynight before going to bed.
91. Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
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