51 Fresh Naughty Status Quotes For Whatsapp

Find a unique collection of all the naughty statuses and quotes and have fun with your social circle. Life could get very boring at certain point and people always look for a change in their lives. Despite of being very serious in our lives, one also feels the need of some fun and for that going naughty sometimes also feels mandatory. So go ahead and check out these naughty statuses and have fun with your friends and family.

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Top 51 Most Naughty Status:

1-)If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2-)Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
3-)Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let?s bang!
4-)Lets play Titanic, you?ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
5-)I?d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
6-)You?re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
7-)People make the world go around but at some point don?t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
8-)Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
9-)Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
10-)Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?
11-)My name is (name)?remember that, you?ll be screaming it later.
12-)Wanna play Pearl Harbor??.Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
13-)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
14-)The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.


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15-)The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
16-)I?d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
17-)I?m not too good at algebra, but doesn?t u + i = 3D 69?
18-)You remind me of a Championship bass, I don?t know whether to mount you or eat you!
19-)Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
20-)How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
21-)You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
22-)Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
23-)I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
24-)Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!
25-)Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
26-)What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
27-)My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can?t hold it in.
28-) I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
29-)A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What?s the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.
30-)That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I?d becoming too!
31-)Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
32-)If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
33-)I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
34-)A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
35-)I?m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I?m allergic to sex.
36-)Nice legs?what time do they open?
37-)If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
38-)I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
39-)Why don?t you slip into something more comfortable?like a coma.
40-)My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
41-)How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I?ll put my head in.
42-)You?ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
43-) Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
44-)I?m easy. Are you?
45-)If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
46-)If it?s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
47-)I may not be Mr. Right, but I?ll screw you till he shows up.
48-)Poke me now if you?ve ever had a crush on me..
49-)We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
50-)Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it?s half full. I?m just happy to have a glass!
51-)When I die my gravestone is going to have a ?Like? button.

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