50+ Best Valentines Day Status 2016
Valentines Day is the day of love all around the world to celebrate the love life with their spouse which could be husband,wife,girl friend of boyfriend. So we are here today to provide the most loving Valentines Day status to be set on whatsapp and facebook.
WhatsappHubStatus always tried best to give you most out of the box status ideas and very focused toward any specific feelings or events like we did on Eid, Christmas and New Year and came up with best and top popular status updates unlike other ripped status blogs. So keep th mission ahead we are here to give you best status quotes for “Valentines Day” to wish your lover with an amazing emotional yet cool status update. You should also check some Love Status
Note: Some of following Valentine status may contain hindi or urdu language too, to entertain our india and south asian followers too.
50+ Valentines Day Status For Whatsapp:
1-). That awkward moment when you realize that Valentine’s day is approaching fast and the only one you love is your pet.
2-). Eagerly waiting for 15th February. No fuckers! You read it right. It 15th, not 14th. #IndVSPakMatch
3-). Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
4-). What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
5-). If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘What did you do?’
6-). Love Just sucks, Sometimes it feels good but sometimes it is just another way to bleed.
7-). On Valentine’s day: “I don’t need a girlfriend. My job irritates me everyday & that’s enough for me”
8-). ‘The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.’
9-). The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
10-). If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular.
11-). ‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.’
12-). The course of a true love did never run straight.
13-). What did the painter say to her boyfriend? “I love you with all my art!”
14-). What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
15-). Some People treat relationship as a video game. They play them and when they get bored they CHEAT
16-). But I have seen thee And thou art enough.
17-). This valentine’s day, I wont cry for u bcz my mascara is too expensive.
18-). If you are in love, and wish to send you own Valentine’s Day quotes, either use these or else modify them for your own true love.
19-). I like being single because then only I am always there when I need me. -Art LEO
20-). Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
21-). Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it’s all heart.
22-). A heart that loves is always young.
23-). What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.
24-). Sorry girls, I wont be giving heart this year. Instead I have another throbbing organ you might be interested in. ??
25-). Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
26-). If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
27-). What did the light bulb say to the switch? “You turn me on.”
28-). ‘Women are cursed, and men are the proof.’
29-). What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.
30-). Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
31-). I don’t love valentine’s day but i love half price chocolate day.
32-). Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
33-). What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? “I’m stuck on you!”
34-). I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I’ll never love you any less than I do, right this second.
35-). Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.
36-). Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
37-). Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
38-). ‘Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.’
39-). Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the best way to remain sad.
40-). One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved.
41-). You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire
42-). ‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.’
43-). Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.
44-). Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?
45-). ‘My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.’
46-). ‘Women with pasts interest men… they hope history will repeat itself.’
47-). All you need is love.
48-). What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!
49-). What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
50-). Love sought is good, but giv’n unsought is better.
51-). What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hog and kisses!
52-). Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.
53-). Valentine’s day remind me that I need to change something in my life, and that is my lover.
54-). ‘I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.’
55-). What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny.
We will update this list of status till 14 February 2016 to provide you most up to date status ideas on Whatsapp Status Hub. Stay with us while reading.