170+ Awesome And Best Of Whatsapp Status 2016
WhatsApp is all trending nowadays. It is a brilliant app to keep you connected with your family and friends all the time. Especially, everyone loves to share videos and pictures on through it to your contacts. It also has great status feature through which you’ll let your contacts know about your current situation or how you are feeling, or maybe something else that you want to share with the contacts. So, what are you going to write? How will you make it look eye catchy? This is the technical part where you’ll have to choose striking words. But we have made it easier for you as we have compiled a list of WhatsApp statuses that you can choose from. Trust me; all of them are quiet effective. Give it a try!
170+ Awesome And Best Of Whatsapp Status 2016
1. ) Whattsapp status is loading…
2. ) Take a #deep breath and start again.
3. ) A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.
4. ) In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
5. ) ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
6. ) If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
7. ) Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
8. ) Sometimes if your best friend is in love with someone, start finding love. Or a new best friend.
9. ) contact name as “Free Recharge”
10. ) I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less.
11. ) Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
12. ) station..
13. ) Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
14. ) They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
15. ) Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
16. ) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ?? :p
17. ) Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u
18. ) Life’s not about money, it’s about love & ……I love MONEY!
19. ) The only time #success comes before work is in the dictionary.
20. ) Take Life, one cup at a time!
21. ) Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.
22. ) Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
23. ) You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.
24. ) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out
25. ) Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
26. ) Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
27. ) There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
28. ) Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
29. ) My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
30. ) Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.
31. ) “Always Think twice, speak once”
32. ) Learn then remove ‘L’.
33. ) Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
34. ) Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
35. ) Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
36. ) The strongest emotion of all is #LOVE, that’s why it hurts us most.
37. ) I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
38. ) Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
39. ) When your girlfriend picks a restaurant that is very costly, you just say “Oh yeah, that’s where the really cute girl works”.
40. ) I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
41. ) when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
42. ) At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :) :)
43. ) A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.
44. ) You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
45. ) :);)
46. ) Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
47. ) Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status :P….whatsapp status
48. ) Every great #achievement was once considered impossible.
49. ) Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
50. ) It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
51. ) With patience time takes care of itself.
52. ) Too busy to update a status. 0_o
53. ) Graduation – The process changing one’s status from “Student” to “Unemployed”.
54. ) I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
55. ) Waiting for wi-fi network.
56. ) Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
57. ) Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…! ………(Best whatsapp status)
58. ) Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
59. ) Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.
60. ) Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ??
61. ) tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.
62. ) Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.
63. ) ?????? ?? ????? ???? ?? ??? ??? ???? ?? ,??? ?? ??? ?? ?? ??? ?? ???? ??
64. ) If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
65. ) I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one place with my phone all day.
66. ) I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
67. ) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
68. ) After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
69. ) Hey there….. be there.
70. ) I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
71. ) Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
72. ) It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
73. ) This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
74. ) Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
75. ) Everything is okay in the #END , if it’s not ok, then it’s not #THE END.
76. ) LET’S F_UCK – All I need is U.’
77. ) Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
78. ) Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.
79. ) Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
80. ) Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory
81. ) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
82. ) Status under construction.
83. ) It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
84. ) Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.
85. ) Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
86. ) I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.
87. ) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
88. ) Some kind of Magic happens in every moment
89. ) ??? ??? ???? ???? ?? ???? ??????? ??; ???? ?? ????? ??? ????.. ??
90. ) I’ll be back before you pronunce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.
91. ) We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
92. ) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P…..whatsapp status
93. ) One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :) ??
94. ) Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.
95. ) I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
96. ) I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
97. ) Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….
98. ) Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
99. ) Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
100. ) “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.
101. ) I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
102. ) A Good Date ends with Dinner. An Awesome Date ends with Breakfast
103. ) Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight
104. ) Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
105. ) I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.
106. ) I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.
107. ) My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
108. ) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
109. ) Cigarette chhodna sabse asan hai- main hazaro baar chhod chukka hun!
110. ) I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
111. ) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
112. ) Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
113. ) One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.
114. ) Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in ass.
115. ) Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.
116. ) I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
117. ) I’m cool but global warming made me hot
118. ) Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.
119. ) The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
120. ) Problem with this generation is we first search for a Lover & then fall in Love.
121. ) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
122. ) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ??
123. ) Do or #Die……There is no try.
124. ) Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)
125. ) Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
126. ) If you don’t make #mistakes, you aren’t really trying or aren’t trying hard enough.
127. ) My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING
128. ) I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder. …. (great whatsapp status)
129. ) It’s more important for YOU to believe in YOU.
130. ) Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
131. ) Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
132. ) If you are player then I’m the GAME.
133. ) There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You
134. ) I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ;)
135. ) Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
136. ) One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
137. ) Defeat your enemies with your success.
138. ) I just need a good Wifi and Wife.
139. ) Rules are made to be break.
140. ) Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(
141. ) May god bless you, sick and shameful life.
142. ) Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
143. ) Trust me you will dance- #Alcohol
144. ) We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
145. ) Changed my iPhone name to titanic it’s syncing now.
146. ) If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
147. ) In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.
148. ) Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
149. ) If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
150. ) Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
151. ) Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot. – Charlie Chaplin
152. ) There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
153. ) I come up with the #best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
154. ) Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
155. ) Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.
156. ) Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
157. ) A #Champion is someone who gets up, even when he can’t.
158. ) Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
159. ) I’m not failed…my #success is just postponed for some time.
160. ) )Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status
161. ) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ?? :p
162. ) Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
163. ) People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
164. ) Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
165. ) When in doubt, just take the #next small step.
166. ) Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)
167. ) 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
168. ) If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
169. ) I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.
170. ) If you can’t #Beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
171. ) Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
172. ) People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.
173. ) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
174. ) Without me its just awso. …..(cool whatsapp status)
175. ) I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
176. ) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
177. ) I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
178. ) Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3
179. ) Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.